beautiful tragedy

meladoodle:

my director yesterday was like ‘alright grab the nearest hottest person and kiss them on the lips’ as a joke so i said ‘haha i can’t kiss myself’ and no one heard except this one guy and so he stole my joke and shouted ‘I CAN’T KISS MYSELF’ really loud and everyone laughed and that’s the first time i killed man… just kidding it wasn’t the first.

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nebranska:

engage-with-zorp:

sideb00b:

My best friend (who works at State Farm) just called me, so excited, saying she met a cute boy at work, whose name is Jake. She likes Jake from State Farm.

She sounds hideous.

Well she’s a guy so

surprisebitch:

finally.. selena learned how to love herself

surprisebitch:

finally.. selena learned how to love herself

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kstewrpc:

Heaven help me, I didn't see the devil in your eyes

shouldnt:

when attractive people say they are ugly

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kidspast:

i’m actually a really nice person… until you annoy me

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dean-the-fallen-pancake:

#doyouneedsomesaltforthatburn

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